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Rumors are flying that Boricualicious actor Benicio del Toro is in talks with filmmakers Bobby and Peter Farrelly to play Mo in a remake of The Three Stooges. Sean Penn and Jim Carey are already on board for the film, which has languished more than 10 years in development hell. Can you visualize it, Gomezzers?

Let's think of it this way: If Mr. del Toro gets the part, at least he'll be consistent in playing violent characters known best by their monosyllabic first names.

Gomez is trying to wrap our feeble mind around this whole idea. Mr. del Toro is an excellent actor, to be sure, and will do a good job regardless of the material. We just can't say he was the first name on the list when we thought of this movie. That distinction went to Rosie O'Donnell.